Sing along with sports

There is something about sports that makes it a perfect ying to music’s yang. Whether it’s the poetry in motion almost begging to have a background guitar chord shatter the rim along with a basketball player or throttle a running back alongside a linebacker or how the exact mixture of violin strings can mesh with a hockey player weaving through traffic. No matter what the taste in music, there’s just something about the two that make pure perfection.

Music was meant for sport, and sport was meant for music. We release ourselves in both. In both we use every bit of emotion we have at an attempt of perfection.
There’s a reason there are at least four athletes with headphones doing the pregame stare into space before any athletic event.  The music is motivation.

Even though AC/DC is one of the most overrated bands of all time, seeming to do nothing but yell some horrible rock cliché or a weather forecast, “Thunderstruck” can’t be listened to without wanting to knock the snot out of someone on a football field.

With fall sports upon us, here are some songs outside of the regular “Hero” by Foo Fighters to get jacked to. If any high schooler dares to call me old due to not knowing these, I may snap. You’re the ones allowing Justin Bieber to have a career, so back off. I’ll take responsibility for allowing Limp Bizkit to make money, but you should be ashamed of yourselves for Bieber.

“On to the Next One” by Jay-Z, “Summer Overture” by  Clint Mansell, “First Breath After A Coma” by Explosions in the Sky, “Everyday” by Carly Commando,  “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica, “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against the Machine, “Til I Collapse” by Eminem and “List of Demands” by Saul Williams, “So Whatcha Want” by the Beastie Boys and “When the Levee Breaks” by Led Zeppelin do the trick. Enjoy.

The stories no one wants to write, but must be told

We in sports talk a big game and act as though we have a toughness that comes with covering athletes pummeling one another. We write about hits as if we’re the ones taking them.

The truth is we cover sports to stay away from real life. The hardest thing that comes with the job description is the interview after a loss.

The difference between losing a game and losing in life is there is always another game to play. There’s always another at-bat, always another snap and always another shot to take. There is no scoreboard in life. There is no touchdown dance. There are ups and downs, and the final down is unavoidable.

Mike Greenburg, known for his sports radio show on ESPN, wrote a book titled “Why My Wife Thinks I’m an Idiot.” In it, he talked about how he wanted to be a “real” journalist until he stood outside the house of Andrew Donatelli.
Donatelli was headed to college on a football scholarship and was the valedictorian of his high school class. On prom night, Donatelli and some friends were drinking beer and allegedly smoking pot on the beach. Somehow, Donatelli’s girlfriend ended up in the water, and he drowned trying to save her. Greenburg, an intern reporter at the time, was sent to the house to interview Donatelli’s parents.

Greenburg wrote:
“I couldn’t ring the bell. I had all my questions written in my yellow reporter’s pad but I couldn’t ask them; I knew it was my job but I just couldn’t. I couldn’t ask a woman I’d never met how it felt to go to Malcolm and Brothers Funeral Home on Worth Avenue at five in the morning with a football uniform and a navy blue Brooks Brothers suit because she couldn’t decide which her son would have wanted to be buried in. I have all the respect in the world for people who ask that question, but I can’t.”

After that experience Greenburg wrote that his adviser asked him if he thought about covering sports, and the rest is history.

We cover games. We write about athletes. What we do is not life or death. We don’t plan on ever having our hands shake profusely as we look up whether or not to refer to dead 5-month old as an infant in the Associated Press stylebook or take a deep breath before calling someone whose 20-year-old best friend just died in a car accident.

It’s part of the job, and it’s disrespectful to the deceased to avoid the story. Their voices have ended, but their story can be told through friends and family.

Without them, there is no story.

Those friends and family members who have lost someone, however, have all the right in the world to hang up the phone or slam the door before a reporter can even begin to utter what media outlet they are from.

I was lucky enough to write a story about Worthington 2010 graduate Mitch Benson, who died in a car accident on Aug. 3,  thanks to Mitch Jensen, Kyle Hain, Gary Brandt and Dennis Hale not hanging up the phone on me.

They told the story. All I had to do was write it.
And I can never thank them enough.

SPOILER ALERT: Media outlets report news

Ah, cyberspace. It’s a place where the possibilities and the annoyances are endless.

It gives everyone the freedom to write about anything and to tell us what they are doing every two minutes regardless of how little we care.

There is no such thing as deadline and it can be used to do such things as break open a story about the University of Miami athletic program or tell us how short of a skirt Miley Cyrus wore each day this week.

In journalism, it means the quicker the story, the better. No longer does the public trust the byline. These days, unfortunately, the public trusts whatever they see first.
We’d rather read some Yahoo! Sports “writer” commenting on a story he or she found from a news source rather than the actual story itself simply because it’s thrown in our face and it comes with an over-the-top headline like “You could die if…”

Literally, as I write this, there is a Yahoo! Sports story headlined “Gabby Douglas’s hair sparks raging debate” based on idiotic comments on Twitter made about the gymnast’s hairstyle. Get your Pulitzer ready for that one. 

But I clicked it. And I’m sure you will, too.

Media sources have come under fire for “spoiling” people’s Olympic experience by reporting what happens.

Yes, media outlets are getting yelled at for reporting the news before people get a chance to watch the replay of what happened on television.

If you can’t keep your fingers from double clicking on your browser then, I hate to break it you — you’re going to find out things that happened.

Mike Kellams, the managing sports editor of the Chicago Tribune, tweeted, “Reader: ‘You really shouldn’t post Olympics results on the front page of the website… You’ve ruined several events for me.’”

We, in the media, apologize for bringing you your news as quickly as possible.

You asked for it.